The Top 5 Errors on Business Websites (and How to Fix Them!)

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

Over the past week, I’ve been working with a client who wanted an answer to a simple question: Why do readers hate my website?

The content was good, but the visitors just weren’t sticking around. Read on to find out why! (And how YOU can avoid making the same mistakes). [Read more...]

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How to Write a Press Release

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

One of the writing services I’m “most known” for are my handy-dandy press releases. A service that I used for my own good on my recent book tour!

However, not all of my readers can afford to hire me—or even want to! (It’s okay. I’m not offended…much.)—which means that many of you haven’t been able to utilize this valuable tool.

Well, get ready! I’m about to reveal the secret(s) so you can do it yourself. SPOILERS AHEAD!

The Basics: What the Heck is a Press Release?

A press release is a (usually) one-page, four-paragraph document that shares up-to-the-minute information about something the “press” would be interested in. [Read more...]

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Darkly Humorous YA Novel Made FREE for Readers!

Remember how I said I had big news to announce this week?

My "proof"/author copy is a bit darker than the final version...

I WROTE A NOVEL!

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25 Ways to Stop Writer’s Block and Get Creative (Even When You’re Not Feeling It)

To my wonderful loyal readers: This week’s Blog post can be found over at MegAppleby.com! Please check it out: 25 Ways to Stop Writer’s Block and Get Creative (Even When You’re Not “Feeling It”).

To those of you who have just landed here from Meg’s site…

Can you see the frog? :)

Can you see the frog? :) (Click to enlarge)

My name is Lauren R. Tharp. I’m a freelance writer for hire and the owner of this fine establishment! :)

Here are some things you can do while you’re here:

Thank you so, so much for stopping by. It’s great to have you on board!

Questions? Comments?

Don’t be shy! Leave me a message.

 

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Freelance Writers and Customer Service

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

You are your business now. And as a business you’ll be dealing with customers. Which means you’ll be expected to bring some customer service practices to the table…

The Customer: Always Right?

We’ve all heard it.

“The customer is always right.”

But is it really true?

Ehhhhhhhhhhh… Sort of.

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Interviews: The How and the Why

I was recently asked how I conduct interviews…and why they might be beneficial to both writers and business owners. Well, you know me! I’m not one to leave a question unanswered. ;)

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr. (Click to enlarge)

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr. (Click to enlarge)

How to Snag One!

I had a rather high-profile interviewee featured on my site last week. And a question I kept getting was “How did you get her to agree to be interviewed?”

Short answer: I asked!

No, really. It’s usually that simple. Most people love to be interviewed! All you have to do is ask them.

But there are a few more things you’ll need to keep in mind when snagging (and then conducting!) an interview. So here’s the longer answer:

  • Be nice. Even though most people love to be interviewed, no one wants to be interviewed by a jerk. (“Be nice” is good advice outside of interviews as well!).
  • Tell them it won’t take much of their time. When you hear the word “interview,” do you automatically think of an hour-long TV special? Or maybe a grueling job interview? A lot of people do! But the truth is, most “normal” interviews take 15 minutes or less. Let your potential interviewee know this. Especially when you’re interviewing someone ultra busy without a lot of time on their hands. (Which is, let’s face it, everyone).
  • Let them know they’re important. Because they are! And because they’ll put more effort into it if they know it matters.
  • Let the interviewee choose the date and time of the interview, but… make sure it’s well in advance of your deadline. And let them know you’re writing down the date/time they’ve chosen so they understand it’s a firm deadline. (This is mainly for phone/in-person interviews. E-mail interviews aren’t as strict, but we’ll get into that further down).
  • Know who you’re speaking with ahead of time. This should be a no-brainer.
  • Know what they do. Sometimes you know who you’re going to be speaking with, but you don’t know what they do. I had an incident like this back in 2006 when I was honored with a chance to speak with Daniel Clowes for a reporting gig I had at the time. I had a general idea of who he was and what he did, but I knew I risked rehashing old news and asking stupid questions if I didn’t study up on him. So I read every piece I could find on him and even bought/read some of his comics! Familiarize yourself with your subject. This will even allow you to…
  • Write down some questions ahead of time. You’ll think of more questions as you go along, but you’ll want to have a few “starter” questions to get things rolling. Don’t walk into an interview and say “Oh, um, hold on a second while I think of something to ask you.” Ugh.
  • Show an interest in them and what they’re doing. Think you’re going to get a good interview out of someone when you’ve got your chin on your palm and your eyes half-closed (“Yaaaaaawn…yeah…uh-huh…that’s nice…”)? NO WAY! You get what you give. Be friendly and open. No one wants an indifferent (or angry!) interviewee.
  • Warm them up. Don’t just jump in. It’s the equivalent of going to class and having the teacher yell out “POP QUIZ!” Yuck! That won’t make anyone happy. And it’ll make for a stiff interview. Take a little time to engage in some friendly banter before grilling them with questions. ;)

Ways to Conduct Interviews

There are three main “ways” to conduct interviews:
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The Pros and Cons of Ghostwriting (and Why You Should Hire One!)

Ghostwriting! Let’s take a look at it from both sides: As a writer (the pros & cons) and as a client (why you should hire a ghostwriter).

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

The 7 Great Things About Ghostwriting

As a writer, there are several advantages to becoming a ghost in the business. Here are 7 of them:

  1. It’s not always books. No, really. That’s just a myth/misconception. As a ghostwriter, you could end up writing articles, newsletters, website content, commercials, or any number of other things! Don’t feel daunted thinking that overwhelmingly huge projects (i.e. books) are the only tasks ghostwriters take on. I’ve been a ghost on several Twitter accounts (140 characters 5 times a day isn’t so bad, right?). Of course, you can write books if you like. That’s definitely an option.
  2. Finding clients is slightly easier for ghostwriters. Not everyone will want to give you a by-line (credited work is very competitive), but think of all the people you’ve met in your lifetime who’ve said, “Gee, I wish I could write a book/newsletter/script/advertisement…” Now they can: Through you!
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5 Writing Questions from the Virtual Mailbag

My rewriting service is by far my most popular service. But there are 5 questions I get time and time again from business owners about how I manage to turn “bad” written content into something great.

Read on to learn my secrets!

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

Illustration by Ramiro Roman, Jr.

“Will I sound dumb if I use contractions?”

Absolutely not. In the words of the late Mitch Hedberg: “Embrace the contraction!”

Writing (and speaking) sounds extremely strange and robotic without contractions. It draws more (bad!) attention to not use them than to use them. [Read more...]

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The Pros and Cons of Outsourcing (and a Sweet Alternative)

All right. It’s time to look at outsourcing. The good, the bad, and the…hasn’t this reference been done to death? Moving on!

Good help is hard to find!

Good help is hard to find!

What’s so great about outsourcing anyway?

Here are 4 positive things about outsourcing:

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Will You Die a Failure?

Okay, there’s a good chance you might not die a failure. But you definitely will if you follow in the footsteps of Harrison Winslow! Read on to find out why.

Harrison Winslow

Harrison Winslow

Harrison’s Story

One of my all-time favorite movies is Heart and Souls. If you haven’t seen it already, you should go watch it after you finish reading this. It’s awesome.

The character I–perhaps regrettably–relate to the most is Harrison (played by Charles Grodin).

Harrison works in a library but desperately wants to be a singer.

In the first scene we see him, Harrison is standing around waiting for his turn to audition in a chorus. He’s performing vocal exercises and is clearly quite talented.

But, when it comes time for him to go, he urges one of his competitors to go before him, saying he needs “more time.”

After everyone else has gone ahead of him, Harrison finally takes his shot.

Except he doesn’t. [Read more...]

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